Historic Wobble - Armpit Knife -

Ok I just had a flashback about a very serious wobble

When the knife dropped to the floor the waiter (who was very annoyed) decided to bring over the replacement knife when be broght the dinner plates. But since his hands were full he simply held the knife under his arm. Once he placed the plates he placed the knife on the table as if everything was all right. <>
OK that was bad.......
Then I made the mistake in asking for a clean knife and the waiter went into a tirade about how bad guests we were.
Simple said I left (no dinner) and have never been back.

There are wobbles and then there are wobbles.

(BTW I an not identifying the resturant just yet)